Monday, August 11, 2008

beauty products i could live without, part 1

Hey ladies - looking for a new beauty product that will make you stand out from the crowd? Something that says you are different, you are daring, you like to be tied down and seduced by anything with tentacles? Then these contacts are for you!

Secret Eyes will make you look like you just stepped out of the pages of Girls Bravo. Come on, what girl doesn't dream of recreating herself to look like a prepubescent, innocent young girl? And what guy doesn't dream of having one of his own? Just put these contacts in and soon enough, you'll have hundreds of guys with Sailor Moon fetishes knocking at your door.

Go from a used up 25 to "fuck me" fourteen for just 20 bucks!

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