I'm trying to decide which is the more worthless invention; the Octodog or the bread crust cutter. So far, I'm leaning toward the cutter.
If you bought one of these crust cutters or have ever even thought it would be a good idea to use one, you have failed at living skills and need to turn in your merit badge for basic survival. In return, you will get your merit badge in "being really fucking lazy." It's called a knife, you can probably find it in your kitchen drawer.
And despite its enticing shape, and despite the fact that it's dishwasher safe, the octodog should NOT be used as a sexual device.
Well ain't this just duck daisy?
8 years ago